wife: Slow down. Im scared.
Husband: No this is fun.
Wife: No its not. Please, its too scary!
... Husband: Then tell me you love me.
wife: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Husband: Now give me a BIG hug. (wife hugs him)
Husband: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
Wife: Okay. Now please slow down!
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the husband realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the wife know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would DIE
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